February 2012
“I’m gonna donate lotion to all my fellow ashy hand black people to celebrate black history month. Because that is definitely NOT the business hahha.”
a real facebook status update from a high school friend
you needa put some lotion on those ashy ass knees from kicking flour around
infantdressingtable asked: BITCH YOU FUCKING LOOK LIKE LUTHER VANDROSS.
cotoinsurance asked: you wud be friends with dylan lujano
sharapwna:
zacposen:
Madge shitted on you hoes
Yeah, because she forgot to wear her Depends.
Ryan if you ever serve my daughter Lourdes a pizza without a vegetable again I will kill you.
Madge shitted on you hoes
*masturbates to “Bad Girls” by M.I.A. on my Fendi Casa couch*
People hating on Madonna.
somebodyspoet:
Anonymous asked: Isn't your mom pretty much princess diana
January 2012
“Who or what is LMFAO?”-Madonna
Thanks for posting another picture of yourself because we forgot what you looked like since the last picture you posted was 24 hours ago
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“Lets go get Mexican” Patrick says to his mother after watching an old episode of OC Housewives where Tamra and Simon are seen eating chips and salsa. “Fucking shit” Patrick’s mother exclaims as she places the wrong number in a square of her new Sudoku app.