January 2012
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“Lets go get Mexican” Patrick says to his mother after watching an old episode of OC Housewives where Tamra and Simon are seen eating chips and salsa. “Fucking shit” Patrick’s mother exclaims as she places the wrong number in a square of her new Sudoku app.
cotoinsurance asked: is your ass jealous of the shit that comes outta ur mouth?
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My aunts sister in law is friends irl with Peggy Tanous and tonight she told me that at the housewives reunion show Bravo only serves alcohol to make the girls crazy and they tape for like 13 hours. She quit the show because they were trying to force her to have drama with Alexis and the girls. Peggy is a saint.
Watching ancient aliens and smoking in my room txt it
absolutely-zero replied to your photo: The mannequins from work are the same size as me…
Dress me, please?
K Michael I made you an outfit. I call it “San Antonio Sex” that will be $3000 you can write the check to Mr Brad Gorerskaiaiaiaillix
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I have stood behind you when shit was really...
you have ruined
friendships for me
business contacts
you have done fucked up shit now Im mad at youÂ
GOODNIGHT MY WONDERFUL AND DARLING FOLLOWERS PEACE BE UPON YOU THIS NIGHT !!!MY BLESSINGS!!!!
85% of the women around here have had breast...
The twerp, my non-straight-straight-coworker today told me “I’ve never met anyone like you in my entire life.”
I replied “I know, right?”
